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GHOST JOKE

posted: January 24, 2015

Ghost Walks Into A Bar, And He Says. . . . Image: Justin Brown
Ghost Walks Into A Bar, And He Says. . . . Image: Justin Brown

Did You Hear The One About The Ghost?

So this ghost walks into a bar.

No, wait. That’s not right. A store. He walks into a store. And he doesn’t walk; he floats. Because he’s a ghost.

So this ghost floats into a store, drifts up to the counter, and he says to the cashier, he says, “I want to buy a pint of vodka.”

The cashier studies the ghost for a moment, and then he says, the cashier says . . .

. . . the cashier looks at the ghost, and he says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”

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